One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started....
My wife and I were watching Kaun Banega Karorepati, while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to make love?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'