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Submitted by uday [2] on September 13, 2019 - 9:12am

Question:
How would you write "I changed a light bulb" on your resume?

Answer:
Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illimination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.

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